World's smallest fiddle 

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.

Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."

World's smallest fiddle by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010

Fiddler's Green

A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.

It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.

When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.

Fiddler's Green by 19DeltaScout March 10, 2011

Drunk as a fiddler's bitch 

A Victorian English description. Fiddlers were usually paid with food and drink at social events, as were their wives or mistresses. Since the women didn't have to work by playing music, they tended to drink heavily. By the end of the event, they'd be far drunker than anybody who had to pay, or the fiddler himself.

Man, if I hadn't been drunk as a fiddler's bitch, I never would have taken that grenade for you at the club.

Drunk as a fiddler's bitch by SteelBeach71 April 27, 2014

fiddle-sticks 

1. an expression used to show an upsetting emotion.

"Oh fiddle-sticks, I broke my new passion pink crayon."

fiddle-sticks by Steve Saylor December 28, 2005

fiddler's fuck 

It is an exclamation of disbelief characterized by the small quantity of a fiddler's fuck.

I would not give a fiddler's fuck if your tongue came notarized.

Or, I don't give a fiddler's fuck how much proof you say you have.

fiddler's fuck by Flagger McCord February 1, 2005

fiddle stick 

What a middle age Jewish male would refer to his gentitals as.

Last night I inserted my fiddle stick into her meathole.

fiddle stick by Flesh tube May 5, 2018

fiddle sticks 

fiddle sticks are long, slender wooden (usually) sticks that are used to accompany a violinist or fiddler. The fiddle sticks player stands to the right of the fiddler and taps the sticks on the fiddler's strings, much as in the style of a hammered dulcimer.

"Get away from me with those damned fiddle sticks, you nut. I'm trying to play Bach's Chaccone!"

fiddle sticks by Robert M. English October 2, 2008