fiction burn

A lie resulting in an emotional or witty lash upon the recipient of the lie.

Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.

The fiction burn stung when he realized the truth.

fiction burn by Grinning Fox April 21, 2017

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friction burn

what happens when you beat off too much too fast not using lubricant...

Girl: why is ur penis all red and brusied?
boy: thats friction burn baby!

friction burn by Kyle May 13, 2005

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friction burn

A sore someone aquires on the lips or tongue from eating too much hot pussy.

Person 1: Hey, what's that on your lip?
Person 2: Oh, that's just a friction burn.
Person 1: A friction burn?
Person 2: Ya, I got it from eating too much hot pussy.

friction burn by Hieroglyphics Rock! June 25, 2005

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friction burn

When you wet check someone, and they are completely dry, so your hand gets a friction burn.

Savannah: Hey can I wet check you?
Lydia: Sure, but I’m a little dry!
Savannah: Owwwww, you gave my hand a friction burn!

friction burn by your_favorite_enemy February 23, 2024

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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