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Adoption of the mannerisms, speech, or current attitude of fictional characters after exposure to them, no matter if in book form, or movie, or television. Almost always unintentional, it is usually realized suddenly, "I'm acting like "insert fictional character" right now."
Suddenly, Joshua realized how weird he was talking. "Oh no, I'm fictating the characters from the book I just read."
Fictating by Bookwyrm87 October 20, 2010
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SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC

A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97
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INSTALLS IN SECONDS: Slip couplings require no special tools, no soldering, no crimping or glue. Just push to create a watertight seal, great to have on hand for quick emergency repairs when you have burst or frozen pipes
COPPER or CPVC: SharkBite straight coupling plumbing fittings fits copper tubing, CPVC and connects them in any combination
LEAD FREE: Made of high quality forged lead free DZR brass.
QUALITY: Only SharkBite's quality and performance is field-proven with more than 550 million connections. SharkBite is the only push-to-connect brand that can ensure a clean, leak-free connection
CERTIFIED: Can be used in wet lines; Shark Bite fittings are certified to 200 PSI and 200 degrees Fahrenheit and can be reused up to 4 times

And its only $12.95 if its used

Food fitting 

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.
person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.
Food fitting by dudebizho November 6, 2009

Dick Fitting 

A consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective sexual partner. A largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a sexual relationship is viable.
Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?

Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.

Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!

Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.
Dick Fitting by The Rockit April 27, 2010

fitting in 

fitting in by Blahb April 22, 2005

FistaFinger 

While fisting a girls ass, Put 2-3 fingers on the inside of your palm hand insider her ass
I was giving Mary a FistaFinger and my mom walked in.
FistaFinger by xGeTcRuNkx June 23, 2006

Radio fitting 

When you're late to class because you were partaking in intercourse with your partner.
Wheres jake? whys he late?
Ohhh yeah he was doing a radio fitting
Radio fitting by jamesbond2007 October 5, 2017