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fexercise by charlibabes May 30, 2011
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Isometric Exercise
Skinner: "Superintendent!.. I was just...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric Exercise! Care to join me?"
Isometric Exercise by xXGaLaXyXx July 16, 2018
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towel exercise
the act of using the erect penis and flexing the hard-on while a towel is hanging from it so it looks as if the penis is lifting the towel
used by man-"before I go on a date I like to do some towel exercises"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"
towel exercise by kwheezy February 25, 2008
exercise
dude 1: hey, maybe we should go like exercise or something.
dude 2: fuck that, i'm having a dandy enough time right here on the internets.
dude 1: word
dude 2: fuck that, i'm having a dandy enough time right here on the internets.
dude 1: word
exercise vomit
when someone feels the need write down the components of the workout they just did or are going to do as their Facebook status. and continue to go on about how hard or how great it was.
...like we care
...like we care
"omg im kicking my ass. 1 hour of pilates, then 2.46 mile run to the gym, 30 min on the eliptical at max fat burning heart rate, then 2.1 mile run back from the gym. omg I'm SO hungry!"
this was the best example of exercise vomit from a friend on facebook
this was the best example of exercise vomit from a friend on facebook
exercise vomit by brookeb925 April 9, 2010
stress level elimination exercise plan
a way to get rid of stress in an office. S.L.E.E.P. is a good way to explain to your boss when you are caught snoozing.
BOSS: What are you doing? Do you want to be fired?
under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.
under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.
stress level elimination exercise plan by Pinky Star May 28, 2009
sexercise
When you decide that you can skip going to the gym, because you had some sweaty, exhilirating sex, that you feel you've worked out hard enough, and have burned those calories just by banging
Trent: "Morning babe, want to go work out with me?"
Abby: "How about you just work me out and do some sexercise instead?"
Abby: "How about you just work me out and do some sexercise instead?"
sexercise by Ima Horny Devil July 24, 2010