by Jesus69jgag July 30, 2016
A fine pasta thought to have originated in the Calabria region of Italy. It is cultivated from only the choicest of women.
"Gianluigi! What is that delicious ingredient in my meal?!"
"Feti! Prima Feti!"
♫I want to wish you a very feti, I want to wish you a very feti, I want to wish you a very feti, from the bottom of my fetiii!♫
"Feti! Prima Feti!"
♫I want to wish you a very feti, I want to wish you a very feti, I want to wish you a very feti, from the bottom of my fetiii!♫
by IHEARTFETI February 18, 2010
by The_Fruggle_Bunny December 18, 2019
A teenager who is pre-occupied with trivial things such as material posessions, celebrities, the opposite sex, and current fads and fashions. They usually have a low literacy rate, and little to no self-respect or respect of others. They may or may not smoke, and many feti remain feti long into adulthood.
"Good god, I went on a date with this feti, and he wanted for me to give him head! What a feti thing to do!"
"That girl over there, the one with the fake-tan, bleached hair, and velour tracksuit, looks like a complete feti!"
"That girl over there, the one with the fake-tan, bleached hair, and velour tracksuit, looks like a complete feti!"
by Kate Dalgleish June 5, 2005
by Jizzo Fortanel May 10, 2006
Dude 1: "Damn, that precalc final was hard, my feti is so weak right now."
Dude 2: "Man, the feti is always weak, you should know this by now."
Dude 2: "Man, the feti is always weak, you should know this by now."
by THEFETiiSALWAYSWEAK January 30, 2009
by AC April 22, 2003