fetal facial

Ejaculating inside a woman's vagina while she is pregnant so that the developing fetus is coated.

"I gave that kid a fetal facial every day for nine months!"

by BubBLeB0y August 3, 2006

fecal facial

example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney

i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005