festive fun

Any sexual activity that doesn’t involve direct penetration

Alex: What happened last night with you and that boy?
Lydia: Didn’t sleep with him but had some festive fun ;)

by velvetthunder November 23, 2017

Five Finger Festival of Fun

male masturbation

"Hey man, why is your keyboard so sticky?"

"I had myself a five finger festival of fun."

by sween999 June 21, 2009