festive fun

Any sexual activity that doesn’t involve direct penetration
Alex: What happened last night with you and that boy?
Lydia: Didn’t sleep with him but had some festive fun ;)
by velvetthunder November 23, 2017
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Five Finger Festival of Fun

male masturbation
"Hey man, why is your keyboard so sticky?"

"I had myself a five finger festival of fun."
by sween999 June 22, 2009
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