velvetthunder's definitions

festive fun

Any sexual activity that doesn’t involve direct penetration

Alex: What happened last night with you and that boy?
Lydia: Didn’t sleep with him but had some festive fun ;)

by velvetthunder November 23, 2017

Guaccident

An accident caused during the making of guacamole. For many this involves cutting themselves with the knife they poorly used to remove the avocado stone.

"Whattt, the knife gone clean through your hand, what happened ?!"
"Bloody guaccident ! Can you drive me to the hospital???"

by velvetthunder June 2, 2017