Whimsical Ferret's Foot
Whimsical Ferret's Foot by s;jdf;lajasfas May 8, 2020
on it like a ferret up a yorkshire man's trousers
on it like a ferret up a yorkshire man's trousers by mctaylor September 23, 2013
tub ferret /shower weasel
it's the long skinny "animal" consisting of women's hair and soap scum that has accumulated in the tub drain.......often "captured" using a bent coat hanger. Its close relative is the "shower weasel" A poor draining tub or shower is the first sign that you may have a "tub ferret/shower weasel" infestation. Left to husband or boyfriend to remove.
As the water reached my ankles while showering at my girlfriends apartment,I realized she had a "tub ferret /shower weasel" living in the drain.
tub ferret /shower weasel by chief22 September 25, 2014
ferret shock
A state of extreme disorientation caused by an excessive number of choices or stimuli. Coined by Pete Abrams in the early years of the webcomic, Sluggy Freelance; specifically in reference to the character, Kiki, and her tendency to enter a catatonic state when faced with a large number of 'shiny' things.
When we went to the arcade Mike had a major case of ferret shock; we ended up having to drop him off at the book store.
ferret shock by FeO2 May 12, 2011
ferret sex
Making out in a movie theater.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend had ferret sex last night.
I love when we have ferret sex :)
She makes me feel special when we have ferret sex.
I love when we have ferret sex :)
She makes me feel special when we have ferret sex.
ferret sex by Torment October 23, 2005
Ferret Sex
To enjoy vigorous, enthusiastic mutually thrilling sexual intercourse with complete abandon; i.e. with no thought whatsoever to noise levels and their effects on the immediate environment or persons therein, no thought to being seen, heard and/or recorded, and no thought regarding anything at all; simply a mindless, albeit joyful focus on the objective (the next orgasm or orgasms to be had; the kind which leave your partner shuddering and sputtering like ... well ... like a wild, crazed ferret, presumably one who has ingested hallucinogens, and which has just boinked and been boinked to the point of quivery, squeeky and giggle-filled exhaustion.)
"My roommate brought some guy home, and they were fucking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid for hours! Ferret sex galore! It was awesome!!"
"Yeah, he acts a little shy, but I can tell by the way he looks at me, that we'll be fucking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid before sunrise! Ferret sex kicks ass!"
"Yeah, he acts a little shy, but I can tell by the way he looks at me, that we'll be fucking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid before sunrise! Ferret sex kicks ass!"
Ferret Sex by WC Ferret January 7, 2008
ferret shock
Being overwhelmed by an abundance of choices, or stimuli in general.
Refers to the mental state of a ferret in a chicken coop, unable to choose a single bird among the panicked flock to attack.
Refers to the mental state of a ferret in a chicken coop, unable to choose a single bird among the panicked flock to attack.
Sally went into ferret shock when her favorite bling shop had a fire sale.
Johnny forgot to take his ADD meds, so he was totally ferret shocked at the carnival.
Johnny forgot to take his ADD meds, so he was totally ferret shocked at the carnival.
ferret shock by GreyStork June 20, 2008