Poor Fellow's Canteen 

A clear, half-liter or gallon plastic container that would normally hold milk, orange juice, or chocolate milk, is converted to a reusable water jug.

John: "Hey dude, can I have some of your gatorade?"

Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"

John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."

(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)

({ Next day at Practice)

Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"

John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"

...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born

Poor Fellow's Canteen by fellowman12 January 26, 2011

Fellow suzukian 

A phrase used by drivers or passengers of a suzuki vehicles. Not to be confused with Subarubians.

While a man is driving in a suzuki car another suzuki tries to merge in front of. a passenger inthe back seat yells. et him in he's a Fellow suzukian

Fellow suzukian by Chelsy G March 18, 2007

Fellon's Tree Removal 

An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.

Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."

Fellon's Tree Removal by Double take July 10, 2025

Saucy fellow 

A term in William Shakespeares “Julius Caesar” most likely referring to Kanye West.

Your saucy like the Kanye fellow.
Kim K thought Kanye was looking very saucy today.

Your a very saucy fellow today a mate.

Saucy fellow by Hehaelder August 26, 2022

Follow me home and fuck me's

Female shoes, pumps, boots, stilettos, designed to attract male attention

Fuck me pumps; fuck me shoes; follow me home boots, hence the expression "follow me home and fuck me's".

Follow me home and fuck me's by Ramiey August 17, 2011

Switzer Fellow 

A total and complete badass, particularly as it relates to changing the world for the better. Most often recognized for leadership capabilities in the environmental realm, the Switzer Foundation has been known to award their prestigious fellowships to individuals who advance sustainability in other ways, such as environmental justice.

"Hey, did you see that special on PBS where that Switzer Fellow was bashing the new coal plant proposed in the low rent district?" "Yeah, that total badass will help save thousands of poor kids from exposure to pollution."

Switzer Fellow by boozylabelle January 11, 2012

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry 

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023