feed the geese

V: The act of masturbating.

Oh, I really had to feed the geese this morning!

by Civic Ricer January 30, 2003

feed the geese

to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.

I feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure I don't have E.D.

by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007

Feed the geese

Giving whores free Cocaine for absolutely no reason.

Misael loves to feed the geese after college parties.

by Zombo4Life February 19, 2019