A fedoratard is someone named fedoratum#6195, a fedoratard is someone that doesn't realize that everyone knows he's a retardedskid and a fucking nigger.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.