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A very elite account on football twitter, this account is known as either cob, or Theo, he is also one of the most elite members in the juice basement brand on football twitter, he is also know for his celebrity Caliber Ratios and his elite tweets, and also cob is addicted to deactivating.
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Commonly known as ‘cob’ fc_awb is a Twitter user that at this moment (20:05 on the 2nd of April 2021) has amassed 772 followers. He is a fine figure among Juice Basement, on this day he is engaged with @VanessaUtd. His account is truly amazing yet he seems to be addicted to twitter.com, in the past day he has made over 300 tweets and is planning to go to counselling soon. Please all hope for a speedy recovery 🙏❤️
Bozo 1: You know Twitter user @fc_awb?

Bozo 2: Yeah... why?

Bozo 1: He should touch grass imo hth imo idolo bossman

Bozo 2: Dub
fc_awb by The inspector innit April 2, 2021

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026