Fatherly Farts

When dads fart in a cheesy-funny way in order to embarrass children

Father- Hey, pull my finger!
Kid- DAD!!! Fatherly Farts again!?!?!?

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Fatherly funny

Father 1: Is your refrigerator running?
Father 2: Yes!
Father 1: Well, you'd better go catch it!
Father 2: Haha, that was a Fatherly funny!

Fatherly funny by klaam September 8, 2021

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He is everyones loveable father, everyone is his child, he runs the cult which is called "The Church of Dad"

Child "Have you heard of Strict Fatherly Figure"

Stranger "No?"

Child "Hes your father"

Stranger "Okay"

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Having no father

"I have no dad"

''You're fatherless"

Fatherless by Adarianis August 29, 2021

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Dream Stans- I mean children who's father left at a young age.

Rob, I found fatherless children on tiktok. Help me!

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A kind of insult used against cringe kids
Mostly Dream smp stans though

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When some one partakes in an act that would not have even crossed their mind had there been a father to raise them

Emily got a train run on her by the football team because of a lack of father in her life. Thus she has enacted fatherless endeavors

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