Derived from the name of Italian model Fabio and the word owned, Fabiowned is the action of being accidentally hit in the face or head (owned) by a flying bird while walking or sitting on a ride at a theme park.
Just as we were pulling into the unloading station on the Matter Horn, a fucking bastard of a crow came in at the speed of light and owns my fucking face. My twin brother couldn't help yelling out, "You just got Fabiowned fucker". I realized I got blood all over my new Turtle neck, fanny pack and croc's. Fuck my life.
When a girl is dumb and she shits, and then......7 is a brown cumberelli nose butt. uno dose tres.....fuck.
When packy eats shit from a toilet that someone had a period in and brownies fell down in it with salad and vaginal soup bugs from mars...ice poop......7...8...actuallynevermind 8....7