fat mob

A long distance to travel, especially when high or drunk.

Driving all the way to Denny's from here? That's a fat mob.

Man, I'm so high. Getting the tv remote would be a fat mob right now, hard.

fat mob by makingafatmobforsteaknshake January 3, 2011

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Mob Fat

When a person gains weight but the fat gives the appearance of gained muscle.

AKA: Muscular but fat.

Officer Brian has gained a lot of weight, but he looks intimidating because he is mob fat!

Mob Fat by OT-2-B-Working.org June 25, 2012

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fat mob • Mob Fat • fatmobile • Fat • fat ass • fat fuck • fat-e • Fat Bitch • fat cunt • Fat Joe

fatmobile

The motorized wheelchair shopping cart that gigantically fat people use at the grocery store because they are to fat and lazy to walk.

I spent two hours setting up a soup display at work and then suddenly some lard ass wrecked into it with a fatmobile.

fatmobile by chester B. Arthur December 9, 2008

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fatmobile

1. A small black car, which turns you into a laze.

Matty has a fatmobile.

fatmobile by Craig V November 19, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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