fat fuckery

The act of engaging in activities that only a fat fuck would engage in, i.e. being fat and annoying.

That fucking fat fuck won't bang his hot ass wife just because he has PTSD. That's some serious fat fuckery right there.

by Jormungandr December 8, 2015

Fat Fuckered

A condition that occurs when a light athlete is passed in a triathlon by an competitor in the Clydesdale (>200 lb male) or Athena (>140 lb female) class.

"Dude, I've been starving myself down to 4% body fat to get fast, and some fat fucker just dropped me like a bad habit on the bike leg."

or

"Bob got fat fuckered at least 15 times in the Sprit of Racine triathlon."

by Cleetus Boondoggle August 3, 2009

Fat Fucker

Someone who isn't such a bad guy, just fat. Not to be confused with a Fat Fuck, which is completely different.

Don't ever get caught between that fat fucker and a box of doughnuts.

by Phantom Friend February 2, 2020

fat fucker

The self derogatory term used by Dumpy of Dumpy's Rusty Nuts when on stage.

"I'ma hot lover, fat fucker, hot lover yes indeed.." ('Hot Lover' by Dumpy's Rusty Nuts - from the 'Rock The Nation' EP)

by black flag June 25, 2004

skinny fat fucker

someone who is skinny but is a big fat fucker aka shithead aka asshole

M : like OMG put name here thinks he/she can outdo me....I run this town
C : thinks to self....here we go again
M : I know everything there is to know so that makes me the bossss
C : sure it does whatever U wanna believe dud, I mean....dude
tally : I'm scared....I'm running awayyyy now U skinny fat fucker

by Unsweetened LoVerr January 30, 2008

Fat Fucker

An individual that participates in consensual sex with obese people.

Alf fucked the overweight girl, Abbie, again. That “fat fucker” loves obese women.

by Henson Bean August 3, 2023

fat mother fucker

Just a really, really, really fat person.

Man, that kid in gym class is one fat mother fucker!

by roobot December 10, 2006