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When you make the same fart sound that kids make with their hands to be funny and loud instead you do it to your girlfriends pussy when she’s asleep in the hotel room and she slams her legs together and does the worm as her shocked reaction slaps you and tells you to get the fuck out.
That’s price of shit pervert gave me a farwop in the middle of the night and my back went out. Now I’m gonna miss work.
farwop by anonymous September 21, 2021
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fartophobe 

A person who has an irrational fear of farts.
A: Eww! That stinks! I can't believe you just farted right next to me!
B: Don't be such a fartophobe!
fartophobe by Jo McF December 24, 2007
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Cocaine in Spain, esp Barcelona.

Also known as "farli", which is funny, because it also rhymes with Charlie

This entry is designed to publicise the existence of the "Charlie-Farli" coincidence.
BCN Youth: Ei, noi, vols una mica de farli?
BCN Youth 2: De puta mare, tio.
Sonar Visitor: Hola, no hablo español. Can I buy some of your drugs?
farlopa by Mr Bunting May 20, 2005
Que la farlopa no se acabe! Marquele Viejo!
farlopa by UncleJuan May 29, 2018

fartophrenia 

Fartophrenia is a serious mental disorder when you think you’re about to fart, so you go through with it but you shit your pants instead.
Person 1: Dude I toally need to fart

Person 2: Just do it...

Person 1: Shit...it was Fartophrenia...
fartophrenia by immieeEe October 26, 2011

fartopia 

a magical land of flatulance where all people are created equally free to fart where ever they please. It is a culturally acceptable to fart in a strangers face and considered rude if you do not bury your nose into their ass and sniff it.
I went to fartopia and as soon as our plane landed on the island the stewardess farted in my mouth.
fartopia by piss jerking August 2, 2021

Fartophile 

To like farts, To be Ian.
Ian is a Fartophile.
Fartophile by rawrPhile September 19, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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