farwop

When you make the same fart sound that kids make with their hands to be funny and loud instead you do it to your girlfriends pussy when she’s asleep in the hotel room and she slams her legs together and does the worm as her shocked reaction slaps you and tells you to get the fuck out.

That’s price of shit pervert gave me a farwop in the middle of the night and my back went out. Now I’m gonna miss work.

farwop by anonymous September 21, 2021

fartophobe 

A person who has an irrational fear of farts.

A: Eww! That stinks! I can't believe you just farted right next to me!
B: Don't be such a fartophobe!

fartophobe by Jo McF December 24, 2007

farlopa

Cocaine in Spain, esp Barcelona.

Also known as "farli", which is funny, because it also rhymes with Charlie

This entry is designed to publicise the existence of the "Charlie-Farli" coincidence.

BCN Youth: Ei, noi, vols una mica de farli?
BCN Youth 2: De puta mare, tio.
Sonar Visitor: Hola, no hablo español. Can I buy some of your drugs?

farlopa by Mr Bunting May 20, 2005

farlopa

Cocaina

Que la farlopa no se acabe! Marquele Viejo!

farlopa by UncleJuan May 29, 2018

fartophrenia 

Fartophrenia is a serious mental disorder when you think you’re about to fart, so you go through with it but you shit your pants instead.

Person 1: Dude I toally need to fart

Person 2: Just do it...

Person 1: Shit...it was Fartophrenia...

fartophrenia by immieeEe October 26, 2011

fartopia 

a magical land of flatulance where all people are created equally free to fart where ever they please. It is a culturally acceptable to fart in a strangers face and considered rude if you do not bury your nose into their ass and sniff it.

I went to fartopia and as soon as our plane landed on the island the stewardess farted in my mouth.

fartopia by piss jerking August 2, 2021

Fartophile 

To like farts, To be Ian.

Ian is a Fartophile.

Fartophile by rawrPhile September 19, 2012