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Fartbeat 

The way you can tell if an animal or person is still alive when they look asleep/dead, because they pop a fart.
Johnny: "Hey man I think shes dead, or passed out, I dunno!"

Marty: "Eww hear that... shes just farted"

Johnny: "Yeah man shes definitely got a fartbeat"
Fartbeat by Crus_Russ March 16, 2010

Firebreather 

1) An Imagine dragons fan.
2) A person with an excellent music taste
OMG ur a Firebreather me too!!!
Firebreather by TheSilentfreak March 8, 2019

fart breath 

when you hold a fart in for so long, it goes back up your intestines, all the way up to your mouth, and your breath starts to smell like that fart
“Ooof, Dana you really should’ve let that one rip before, cause now you’ve got major fart breath
fart breath by Fiona Hornblower August 9, 2018

Fart breath 

Breath that smells so bad, you think someone farted in that persons mouth, then might have actualy taken a shit in it too.
Man that asshole really had Fart breath.
Fart breath by Overseer April 14, 2005

In A Fartbeat 

Showing little importance or significance; eventually.

Contrary to "in a heartbeat," which means 'immediately.'
Proclaims one's laziness.
Person #1: Would you fuck Ted's sister?
Person #2: Eh, in a fartbeat.
In A Fartbeat by Dumpology September 20, 2010

firebreather 

A popular term in the CrossFit community for an extremely fit person who has extraordinary power output.

Power= Distance*Force/Time
He did that workout in 2 minutes and 31 seconds? Holy crap! He's a firebreather!
firebreather by durham! September 26, 2009