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fartbreath 

the meaning is so obvious it doesn't need a definition - someone whose breath is so bad it smells like a fart! Doh!
'Hey fartbreath! Have you ever considered chewing garlic to improve the smell?'
fartbreath by turkeyshoot November 1, 2006
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Fartbeat 

The way you can tell if an animal or person is still alive when they look asleep/dead, because they pop a fart.
Johnny: "Hey man I think shes dead, or passed out, I dunno!"

Marty: "Eww hear that... shes just farted"

Johnny: "Yeah man shes definitely got a fartbeat"
Fartbeat by Crus_Russ March 16, 2010

Firebreather 

1) An Imagine dragons fan.
2) A person with an excellent music taste
OMG ur a Firebreather me too!!!
Firebreather by TheSilentfreak March 8, 2019

fart breath 

when you hold a fart in for so long, it goes back up your intestines, all the way up to your mouth, and your breath starts to smell like that fart
“Ooof, Dana you really should’ve let that one rip before, cause now you’ve got major fart breath
fart breath by Fiona Hornblower August 9, 2018

Fart breath 

Breath that smells so bad, you think someone farted in that persons mouth, then might have actualy taken a shit in it too.
Man that asshole really had Fart breath.
Fart breath by Overseer April 14, 2005

In A Fartbeat 

Showing little importance or significance; eventually.

Contrary to "in a heartbeat," which means 'immediately.'
Proclaims one's laziness.
Person #1: Would you fuck Ted's sister?
Person #2: Eh, in a fartbeat.
In A Fartbeat by Dumpology September 20, 2010

firebreather 

A popular term in the CrossFit community for an extremely fit person who has extraordinary power output.

Power= Distance*Force/Time
He did that workout in 2 minutes and 31 seconds? Holy crap! He's a firebreather!
firebreather by durham! September 26, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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