fart weasel

An animal that snuggles up next to you wanting to be petted and silently farts, causing you to gag.

Me: petting dog
TYE (Dog) rolls over for chest scratch
Me: Sniff - GAG
Me: TYE you nasty Fart Weasel

fart weasel by jscarsc November 29, 2016

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fart weasel

A pet name given to one's preteen step child

Hey fart weasel, it's time for supper!

fart weasel by Graygoose1111 November 29, 2016

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weasel fart

When in doggy style position and you fart and then suck are in your butt repeatedly making a high pitch sound.

" When Mark and I were doggy styling it last night I weasel farted... It was awkward "

weasel fart by Qwerty9001 October 5, 2016

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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