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A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.
So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.
by EZD May 01, 2015
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This is when you sneeze into another mans anus hole and then farting In his mouth
"Please Fart sneeze on me Rick"
by Chowisme123 November 05, 2016
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