Fart Hat

The act of farting on top of a persons head.

My boyfriends bald head was cold so I spread my butt cheeks apart, sat on his head, and gave him a fart hat.

by Fart Hat October 11, 2018

fart hat

The act of farting on someone's head

Gave Ben a Fart Hat the other day, it was a wet one.

by Yaron K September 25, 2007

hate fart

when your shitty ass ex wants to get back together and smash, you make her lick your butthole. the second she starts you fart in her mouth, yell "hate fart bitch" and run away.

I hate farted that bitch so bad her 2 front teeth got knocked out.

by apartmentnumberB May 14, 2018

farthate

what you get when you fart in the middle of class and everybody knows it's you, yet you still blame it on your smelly neighbor.

we give justin farthate every day for his buttbonding in english class.

by isochronismisms! May 30, 2009

farthat

when someone wears a far for a hat, you call them a farthat

Becky was fixin the sink when I walked by and cropdusted her. She was a real farthat.

by cetusfundingdotcom December 9, 2022