when your shitty ass ex wants to get back together and smash, you make her lick your butthole. the second she starts you fart in her mouth, yell "hate fart bitch" and run away.
I hate farted that bitch so bad her 2front teeth got knocked out.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.