Fart cramps 

Cramps that you get when you've been holding a fart in for too long and you just can't get anywhere safe to let it go.

*whispers to friend*

Jeff: dude those burritos really got to me and now I've got fart cramps...
Justin: just hold it in a little more, you can't fart in front of my gran.

Fart cramps by Graam Pri4 July 26, 2016

CrapShit Fart 

An art and commentary YouTuber more commonly known as CreepShow Art. Now most known for stalking and harassing fellow art YouTuber Emily Artful then proceeding to write a self-insert tragic backstory fanfiction in which she framed herself as the victim of the actions she actually perpetrated against Emily.

Amy: Hey why hasn't Creepshow Art posted in a while?
Michael: You mean CrapShit Fart? Yeah she got cancelled.

CrapShit Fart by MAVERiK_NiPKiN November 19, 2021

Fartcrampus 

A fat what's so damic that it will tear your hole causing a cramp in you guts spilling shit in the process.

Your nan's in the hospital having a fartcrampus

Fartcrampus by Likemyprick December 27, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022