Fart cramps 

Cramps that you get when you've been holding a fart in for too long and you just can't get anywhere safe to let it go.

*whispers to friend*

Jeff: dude those burritos really got to me and now I've got fart cramps...
Justin: just hold it in a little more, you can't fart in front of my gran.

Fart cramps by Graam Pri4 July 26, 2016

CrapShit Fart 

An art and commentary YouTuber more commonly known as CreepShow Art. Now most known for stalking and harassing fellow art YouTuber Emily Artful then proceeding to write a self-insert tragic backstory fanfiction in which she framed herself as the victim of the actions she actually perpetrated against Emily.

Amy: Hey why hasn't Creepshow Art posted in a while?
Michael: You mean CrapShit Fart? Yeah she got cancelled.

CrapShit Fart by MAVERiK_NiPKiN November 19, 2021

Fartcrampus 

A fat what's so damic that it will tear your hole causing a cramp in you guts spilling shit in the process.

Your nan's in the hospital having a fartcrampus

Fartcrampus by Likemyprick December 27, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008