fart attack

when one has multiple violent farts in a single sitting

gee patrick you just had a fart attack

by the fart king September 07, 2010

fart attack

n. Involuntary spasms of the colon and rectum resulting in uncontrollable flatulence.

Right as I was about to eat her pussy, she had a fart attack.

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

fart attack

When you release such a large volume of gas when you fart that it creates a vacuum and sucks out your insides out your butthole.

That was the biggest fart I have ever heard.

Yea the guy had a fart attack afterwards.

by Jacobs319 March 27, 2011

fart attack

When one attacks another with farts.

1: What are doing?
2: Nothing.
1: Don't come any closer! I mean it!
2: Here you go!
1: Aaaahhhh! Fart attack!!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart attack

When you fart more than 5 times in a row and keep going.

Jim: Dude, i just had a fart attack in the bathroom

John: No wonder it smells

by wildboy500 March 03, 2010

fart attack

When you fart incontrolably while playing sports

"Damn dont pass to johnny when he gets the ball he has a fart attack"

by Jim00203 December 05, 2006

Fart Attack

A fart attack is an occasion when a person farts 5 times or more in a row. It usually occurs when someone eats veggie patties or some raspberry fig bars, but can still happen with any other meal. Some people even have to get gas pills because of how loud their fart attack is (if you fart a lot of times in a row silently then that’s not a real fart attack). It often sounds like a bomb attack and is disgusting. Please stay away from these kinds of people.

Damn punk why you farting so much?
Sorry I can’t control my fart attack.

by BigPutz41 April 29, 2022