a farmie pork is when you see a city slicker on farmersonly.com so you gotta shove a pig up your ass to assert your americanism and drive them Ol' City Slickers back on to their religion. The farmie pork is the pig after the butt stuff
John: "Yeah dude I saw me a City Slicker on my here tinder sort app"
Jim: "Did ya show em a good Ol farmie pork stuffin?"
John: "You bet ur sweet ass I did Jim"
Jim: "Just kiss me already nigga"
Jim: "Did ya show em a good Ol farmie pork stuffin?"
John: "You bet ur sweet ass I did Jim"
Jim: "Just kiss me already nigga"
by FydHoe July 27, 2017