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farmer jones 

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.

Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.
Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.
farmer jones by jevanyn May 17, 2011

Farmer jones 

The act of drinking the leftover milk after finishing your cereal.
“I poured too much milk and now I have all this leftover in my bowl.”

“Just Farmer jones it.”

farmersonly.com 

A dating website for hillbillys that have no clue how to use a computer.

Also, this company created the most annoying commercials ever.
You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com!
farmersonly.com by CATN1P December 30, 2015

farmersonly.com 

The greatest dating website of all time. I had crippling depression, but then I visited this site and now I feel great. :D

(It's really a website for gay farmers who don't have a life lol)
"You don't have to be lonely, at farmersonly.com"
farmersonly.com by I am avacado October 29, 2018

FarmerJoe 

FarmerJoe is known in the Overwatch community as the "Crazy Cheese" of Overwatch because of his incredibly ridiculous and absurd strategies. His incredible talent for strategy and tactics, and his ability to always find new ways to play his character, is unmatched in the game. He is known in the competitive Overwatch meta for his incredible solo queue record, for his consistent solo queue win rate in higher tier tournaments, and for a variety of other achievements in this game. As you might expect, his character has earned a spot as one of the most popular in the game, and many consider FarmerJoe to be the most consistent and most successful player of all time.
"Hey, remember FarmerJoe?"
"Who doesn't remember Crazy Cheese FarmerJoe?"
FarmerJoe by WildChargerTV October 27, 2019