fark

An exclamation, mostly used instead of the word "fuck".

"Fark! I can't find my phone!"

by ravernousrhino April 27, 2010

fark

When a dog barks and flatulates simultaneously.

My dog ate a bunch of broccoli and now he's farking his head off at the mailman.

by HeppCat December 2, 2013

fark

to make a website unavailable by sending massive amounts of users to it see DOS

man, we farked that site!

by farkette January 2, 2003

Fark

A site full of entertaining news stories, "boobies" links, and "photoshop" links, but forums that are filled with really annoying people and mods that ban and silence without discretion.

Saw this article about a 3-year-old drug dealer on Fark. Right between the Star Wars photoshop contest and the Praise Drew the Webmaster article.

by AyeRoxor November 20, 2003

Farking

In the act of fucking, or having sexual intercourse in the dark.

I couldn't see her face when we were farking, but I rather not.

by AngryMushroom January 26, 2011

farked

Farked is another term for slashdotted.

A site is slashdotted when it is slammed by the Slashdot Effect.

My website got farked. Took the server down.

by www.holyhell.net April 5, 2005

fark

Having sex in a public park.
Fucking in a public park.

Guy: Hey, let's fark later on okay?
Girl: Oh kinky. ;)

by Jesssyica April 25, 2011