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fap-time 

A special time (scheduled or non-scheduled) in a person's day/week where they celebrate by pleasuring themselves, normally in front of a PC.
1. I can't believe Stacy Henry just kissed and pushed-up against me! When I get home, it's FAP-TIME!

2. I need to hurry up with my research, Mike is coming home soon, and saving all of this info is seriously cutting-in on my fap-time.

3. Janice, when you're done with your fap-time, could you wipe off the chair in the computer room? The last fap-time you had made the chair look like a bird-bath.
fap-time by pixelsword May 30, 2008
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time to fap 

1. Designated period of time in which a male masturbates freely.
2. A term used when somebody sees a sexy picture.
Guy1: Look at this sexy pic dude!

Guy2: Time to fap...
time to fap by DjDayTroll April 27, 2014

Timed-Fap 

Noun - The Process of Masturbating to Orgasm before a certain time.
I need to finish before my parents get home! Time for a Timed-Fap!
Timed-Fap by TheGioSerg October 23, 2011

Faptime Folder 

The folder on a computer that someone uses to store all their porn.
My internet got shut off so I had to dig through my faptime folder to find something to masturbate too.
Faptime Folder by Stevile September 4, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016