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Factorial Fap Februar 

This is the month, when you have to masturbate the number times a day, where number is factorial of the day's number.

Factorial is a mathematic technique to multiply whole numbers from 1 all the way up to the number, which is factorialed, included this number. It is signalized by "!".
For example

2! = 1 x 2 = 2
3! = 1 x 2 x 3 = 6
4! = 1 x 3 x 3 x 4 = 24
And so on...

For example number of faps on 3th Februar is 3!, which is 6. On 4 Februar it is 4! = 24.

On the 28th Februar the number of faps is 304888344611713860501504000000, which gives 126028581602064261120000 faps per second.

!DANGER! It may, or sure as hell will kill you, so do not overplay your hand.
-What is the cause of his death?
-He was participating in Factorial Fap Februar and overstepped.
-Oh I see. He is fourth kid in this week.

Fapfactory 

A Fapfactory is anything remotely related to the making or publishing of pr0n.

It can also describe someone who masturbates often and extensively.

origin:

to fap/fapping - masturbation
factory - well what do you think?
(insert pr0n page here) is such a great Fapfactory!

See that geek boy? Obviously a Fapfactory.
Fapfactory by b3rgTroll December 29, 2009
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026