fantasy football 

Dungeons and Dragons for meatheads.

Flash and Mongo settled for playing fantasy football after their lucrative career in the HSFL (See High School Football League).

fantasy football by BaldBull December 15, 2008

Fantasy Football 

Football is where two groups of men fight each other to force an 11" leather object into each other's end zone; fantasy football is for people who like to fantasize about it.

Tim: Hey, mate. Do you want to play football this season?
Phil: Nah, bro, I'm going to play fantasy football instead. I still haven't recovered from the pounding I took last season.

Fantasy Football by Lebanation May 22, 2016

fantasy football 

A game for grown men that makes them regress back to childhood wherein they will turn on their best friends, argue to the death about anything, and become lifeless shells of their former selves.

Rick: You hear Tim got divorced, lost his house, and got committed?

Rod: Fantasy Football dude ..... Fantasy Football

fantasy football by JSchlong October 3, 2010

Fantasy Football 

A game that will drive you completely insane.
Turned me into a Cleveland Brown's fan.
Made me cheer for kickers.
Makes me spend 9 hours on NFL.com's Gamecast every Sunday
The reason the NFL is the number one sport in this country.

"Man I really want the Colts win today but I hope Peyton throws like 4 interceptions."

"Alright, so Torry Holt just caught a 60-yard touchdown, there's 10 points, but I have to deduct 4 from that because he scored against my defense and then deduct one more point because the guy I'm playing has Jeff Wilkins."

"Screw Fantasy Football, I'm not playing next year."

Fantasy Football by Sciacca January 6, 2008

Fantasy Football 

Football for people who are too old to play.

Damn i'm tired from walking a few steps. I know, I'll go play "FANTASY FOOTBALL"

Fantasy Football by MonsieurSchnitzelKrump January 15, 2009

Fantasy Football 

A way for individuals to become more invested in a sport that they do not play.

I almost jumped out the window when my computer wouldn't load my 'fantasy football' picks.

Fantasy Football by Kneel Jung August 2, 2011

fantasy football 

The only sports whites can play better than blacks.

Fantasy Football, a true American pasttime.

fantasy football by aldwardo October 15, 2006