fannis 

Hauk's grandma

I'm going over to fannis to help her grow some weed, and then smoke a little.

fannis by Fannis April 4, 2018

Fanistons 

Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.

"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing

Fanistons by 890 December 31, 2008

Fannosphere 

The weather conditions on, around or inside your labia which could be correlated to the weather in your surroundings or your reaction to external stimuli.

Partying on the roof in January was making my fannosphere colder than the Cold Stone Creamery then I met the hottest guy I have ever seen. Now there is a tropical storm brewing in my fannosphere despite the cold outside.

Fannosphere by Crewmate_Conga_Liner July 25, 2023

fannibal 

A person who greatly enjoys reading about or watching the fictional character Hannibal Lecter, created by Thomas Harris. This enjoyment often borders on obsession. Fannibals can be found lurking in the dark recesses of the internet and are intensely devoted to the books by Harris, the movies, or the new television series.

Haley is such a Fannibal that she has an entire tumblr devoted to the Brian Fuller "Hannibal" series.

fannibal by pleasegodmakemegood April 21, 2013

Fanning His Balls 

Slang term for wasting time, doing nothing, sitting around with no purpose. There is an element of laziness involved also because the insinuation is that the person wasting time is staying comfortable by creating a breeze that wafts over his balls.

Q. Have you seen Frankie?

A. Yeah, he's home fanning his balls.

Fanning His Balls by Joey Paisan January 6, 2010

Fannibal 

an avid fan of Hannibal. Obsessed in whether books (by Thomas Harris), movies and/or tv series. Fannibals are a really polite fandom and they prefer to eat bad people (hence the motto 'Eat The Rude'). Some say they're the baby brother of the Sherlock fandom.

"if the Doctor Who fandom call themselves Whovians, what are the Hannibal fans called?"

"Fannibals!"

Fannibal by DeerGod July 5, 2013

Fanni 

A beautiful human being who loves and supports their friends unconditionally and deserves the best in life. Not to mention, they're super hot. (Like REALLY hot.)

I love you, you Fanni!

Fanni by Fish Friend December 12, 2016