false pineapple
False Pineapple is the way, our god. Believe in the False Pineapple, do as it wishes, and everything in your life will be alright.
false pineapple by kollo July 24, 2025
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False Pineapple
False Pineapple, Pineapple (scientific name Ananas macrodontes) is an EVIL variant of the pineapple. You can tell because it is a blood red color, has spikes, and generally just looks devious all around.
By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.
By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.
False Pineapple by OddSmartman July 24, 2025
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