joshua falcon

a person who licks feet from heel to toe because they’re gay

I saw Joshua Falcon licking Jayden’s feet in his car yesterday

by hsisysgsusvsv March 11, 2019

Falcon Smash

When you are tired of jerking off with your hand and decide to use the crease of you elbow so it looks like you're flappying a wing

BOB: yo dave next time you jerk off don't use your hand totally over rated you need to Falcon Smash that shit

DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.

by Falcon7489 December 19, 2015

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Chuck a Falcon

When you or your mate are about to/thinking of doing something super embarrassing.

Friend 1: Mate wouldn’t it be so funny if I interrupted Russell Crowes speech and called him a ‘GOAT’!
Friend 2: nah mate don’t chuck a falcon

by Russell Goat December 15, 2022

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Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages

"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."

by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012

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