Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages

"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."

Falcon Syndrome by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012

Captain Falcon Syndrome 

the phenomenon that occurs when cartoon characters (or characters in general), esp. anime characters always shout out the names of their attacks before using them, therefore pointlessly notifying the opponent that they will use the attack on them, and giving the opponent a chance to fight back somehow. Named after Captain Falcon, a notable character with this syndrome

"Falcon Punch!" —Captain Falcon
"Why are you shouting the name of your attack? They'll know when to jump out of the way when you use it, you have Captain Falcon Syndrome"

"Kamehameha!" —Dragonball character

Captain Falcon Syndrome by vampiremonkeycyborg December 20, 2009

Millennium Falcon Syndrome

Being in a car while heavily intoxicated and feeling like you are moving at "hyper speed".

P1: "Dude are we in the millennium falcon?"
P2: "No you are just experiencing Millennium Falcon Syndrome.

Millennium Falcon Syndrome by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

Jimmy Fallon Syndrome 

When one realizes that they seem to be the only one that hates something or someone that everyone else loves, enjoys, or praises, because they still harbor memories of when said person or thing used to suck.

Person 1: "Everybody loves Robert Downey Jr. now & I just don't get it. I guess I'm stuck seeing him as the awful, trainwreck he was when he was younger."

Person 2: "Sounds like you've got Jimmy Fallon Syndrome."

Jimmy Fallon Syndrome by noSreanganOrm March 29, 2023

falcons syndrome 

Starts when a sports team has a huge lead for the majority of the game and it appears the game is going to be a blowout. When contracted, the leading team then allows the opposing team to catch up and ultimately win the game, typically in the last part of the game which may include overtime.

The most well known case of Falcons syndrome occurred when the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the fourth quarter of Super Bowl 51 against the New England Patriots.

falcons syndrome by Darksephir November 18, 2019

FalconsSyndrome 

This occurs when a sport team is well ahead in the lead so they start to become complacent and allow their opponent to catch up to them and win the game.

Because Paul experienced FalconsSyndrome during the 200 meter dash, his opponents were able to catch up to him and win the race.

FalconsSyndrome by TheJuiceIsLoose October 17, 2017