the sexual act of shoving one fist up a girls vagina and the other in her asshole simultaneously while yelling "FALCON PUNNCHH!"
Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
by the real boy11 July 2, 2015
by Kitty and Muffy December 10, 2020
When you are fucking a girl and she is just getting comfortable; you pull out and brutally fist her anus making sure to twist your knuckles and use proper striking form.
by SEXICAN6969 March 6, 2018
Thalia falcon is an upcoming music artist that is very talented. her music is out on all platforms! so sweet to her fans, she calls her fans falcons. she is the funniest human being you’ll ever meet. she always give the best advice.
by Unknownsidols September 10, 2023
Just be careful, he spends his time with dope boys and needle junkies. Never know what will happen around those dangerous kind of people.
Don't worry it's Falconer. He may surround himself with those people but they are not the same.
What do you mean?
Unlike the ones who surround him, he will walk away most of the time not out of fear of an OP but fear of what might happen to OP if he engages.
Okay so he's like a reserved scraper?
Most people go from 0 - 100
Some go from 0 - felony/jail
Falconer goes from 0 - life in prison without chance of parole.
That doesn't sound like he's as good as you make him out to be.
How he's different tho is his tolerance and wisdom. It takes him more than most will push to get to that point. The people that know him respect him because they know who he is and what he stands for. The ones that don't, rarely have a reason to find out.
Okay I still say be careful.
I will be.
Don't worry it's Falconer. He may surround himself with those people but they are not the same.
What do you mean?
Unlike the ones who surround him, he will walk away most of the time not out of fear of an OP but fear of what might happen to OP if he engages.
Okay so he's like a reserved scraper?
Most people go from 0 - 100
Some go from 0 - felony/jail
Falconer goes from 0 - life in prison without chance of parole.
That doesn't sound like he's as good as you make him out to be.
How he's different tho is his tolerance and wisdom. It takes him more than most will push to get to that point. The people that know him respect him because they know who he is and what he stands for. The ones that don't, rarely have a reason to find out.
Okay I still say be careful.
I will be.
by Popeasaint.... May 15, 2022
Suck the penis of Jonah Falcon. Jonah Falcon is known for his extremely large penis, which is 9 and a half inches flaccid and 14 inches erect.
by Mr Krayons February 12, 2012
by ToughCookie July 19, 2019