fake dress 

A pair of trousers that looks, from a distance, like a dress. Usually worn by women aren't proud to be female, yet are deluded into thinking they are doing their part to look girly. Very unoriginal.

Uther:"What a beautiful dress you have on!"
Igraine:"Those are pants."
Uther:"Ho-hum, another unoriginal tomboy wearing the typical fake dress."

fake dress by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 20, 2006

Fakepression 

When a person tries to impress others, by claiming how great they are, but fails with only a Fakepression. Its generally pretty annoying because they think they are so awesome, but in reality, they're not. usually done by Tools or noobs.

Example 1:
Girl 1:Man these boxes are so heavy.

Girl 2: Yeah seriously. But good thing I hit the gym. I'm strong so its not too bad.

Girl 1: stfu with your fakepression.

Example 2:
Guy 1: I got so many women at the party the other night.

guy 2: Wow! I'm so Fakepressed!

Fakepression by Marky__Mark__ December 4, 2011