Fakepression 

When a person tries to impress others, by claiming how great they are, but fails with only a Fakepression. Its generally pretty annoying because they think they are so awesome, but in reality, they're not. usually done by Tools or noobs.

Example 1:
Girl 1:Man these boxes are so heavy.

Girl 2: Yeah seriously. But good thing I hit the gym. I'm strong so its not too bad.

Girl 1: stfu with your fakepression.

Example 2:
Guy 1: I got so many women at the party the other night.

guy 2: Wow! I'm so Fakepressed!

Fakepression by Marky__Mark__ December 4, 2011

Facepressing 

Using Facebook to make yourself seem cooler than you actually are in real life as a means to impress. A person may facepress through:
-Statuses that exist purely for self glorification
-Comments designed to make he or she seem smart and/or hip/horny
-Pictures of them doing cool activities with friends (possibly staged for maximum coolness)
-Quizzes that tell you what female body part he or she is to show that he or she is comfortable with the human body, and is funny in a cute way.

John Smith is: Just got done working out at 24. Time to get ready for work 7 to close! come see me! Then gotta study for BioChem! Gotta be dedicated, to be the best. Impossible is nothing. Just do it.

John Smith's facepressing is second to few.

Facepressing by Mastacoolman666 March 27, 2011

fauxpression 

The claim of some kind of oppression or other adverse condition being inflicted against the claimant personally or to a group/faith to which the claimant belongs to that is obviously hyperbolic or at least certainly exaggerated in terms of severity.

Generally Ted's libertarian beliefs seemed to have merit until he went fully down the fauxpression road by claiming that taxes literally made him a slave.

fauxpression by Spelunkin Magazine March 9, 2014