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1) A cockmaster

2) A true G

3) Someone who invites friends over so when they're asleep he can take pictures of them and secretly fap close to their heads
Example 1

Guy 1: You're a cockmaster, Fain
Guy 2: Safe as fuck

Example 2

Guy 1: That goal was G, you're a G Fain
Guy 2: I know

Eample 3:

Guy 1: Oi, did you go round dave's house yesterday?
Guy 2: Ye, he was a right Fain, I woke up and his cock was really close to my head, and he had his camera out
fain by Cockmaster123456789 December 24, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
To be gay with one's self. Also to have "gayness".
Man, he is very fain with Joey.
fain by kazudevil11 December 25, 2008
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A person who is extremely childish and is never clutch.
That guy is a fain. He leaves people in the D and never comes clutch.
Fain by Bigdaddybay September 28, 2015

Amanda fain on the crazy train 

woman with genatal warts that crazy as hell
That Amanda fain on the crazy train done gave me something

Marc Fain 

A god in human form. Will steal your mother (or daughter he doesnt care)
Marc Fain-"Im going to go polish Marc's shiny bald head"
Marc Fain by Marclover69 February 27, 2024

fainting couch feminism 

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.
Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.
fainting couch feminism by dondidit October 16, 2014

breath getting fainter 

The immediate reaction of the entire world after seeing GeorgeNotFound in TommyInnit's new vlog. He is just so beautiful and stunning. 404twt can't stop winning.
"GeorgeNotFound is after me. Breath getting fainter. I can see Dream smiling at me." "Breath getting fainter-JAY GOGYSIMP"
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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