Something that is so amazingly beyond jizzational it is just too much to possibly handle without dropping your kegs and fapping on the spot (WARNING: Use this word with care, it can only be used for the most jizzational things of all).
A more specific replacement for the slang use of "gay" ie. not good, bad, no good, un-cool,crappy, soft, unsuitable, or incompetent, without confusing the listener with an unnecessary general reference of preceived sexual orientation.