(Noun): A vague derogatory term used to deride someone else. Usually used in a sarcastic manner but in good spirits. Often blurted out in frustration during video game play. Used mainly by Erik Cosgrove, this phrase epitomizes his slow decline into dislike among his group of friends.
1. When said in this form, it adds that little extra something to "emphasize the gay." Whether or not the other party finds this "endearing" is at your discretion and risk.
3. Also used as a quick-action call-out for someone who is clearly lying about his sexual prowess. For best effect, the emphasis here is to use it at the EXACT moment of the lie. For every second you wait, it loses potency.
Metrosexual: OMG, smell this lotion!!
Normal Guy: You're such a faggaboose.
White-bread: Yo, whut up my negros?!
Normal Guy: Shut up, faggaboose.
The Exaggerator: Dude, I was with this chick last night...
Normal Guy: Oh whatever, faggaboose.
Similar to braggadocio, faggadocio involves bragging or otherwise calling attention to a same-sex attraction, often seemingly out of nowhere. Sufferers of faggadocio have often come out of the closet very recently and think the entire worldwill be shocked by it.
"I was talking to Sarah about university, and she said 'Most people don't know I have a degree in biochemical engineering. Because I'm gay.' Weird, huh?"
"Yeah, she just came out to her parents so she's a bit of a faggadocio right now. She'll calm down when she realizes that enjoying a box lunch doesn't make you special."
"Hey, Kevin."
"I'M GAY."
"Er, congratulations?"
"Sorry, I'm filled with faggadocio and I just had to tell someone."
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*