Faceleech 

A faceleech is a person who constantly requests to be your friend on facebook, even-though you keep rejecting him/her.

Ivan: So brittany keeps trying to add me as a friend on facebook.
Angela: So she's faceleeching you!
Ivan: Why faceleeching?
Angela: Cause she's draining all your energy when you ignore her requests!

Faceleech by Angel Parra-samra January 7, 2010

Face Leech 

A male friend who uses you to meet women and becomes their friend on Facebook. They accomplish this by hanging out with you in casual settings (ie. bar/festival/party). When you bump into or meet up with female friends he will latch on to her/them by using Facebook. He's very unsuspecting and he does it in secret while you are in the bathroom or distracted in another conversation with someone else. He will approach her innocently and say something like "Hey, are you guys friends on Facebook? Can I be your friend too?"

He will do this with your current girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, or long time female friends.

Ways to figure if your friend is Face Leech:

1. Hang out with him at a bar till you accidentally bump in to a female friend. Next morning, check to see if they are friends on Facebook. If they are friends and you seemed to have missed the conversation about them being friends on Facebook... Your friend is probably a Face Leech.

2. Look in your mutual friends with him. If its all girls and just another guy or two... He's most likely a Face Leech.

Dude, Bob and I were hangin at the bar and accidentally bumped in to my ex-girlfriend Kristin... and now their Facebook friends!?!?!?!? I hope that Face Leech isn't' trying to go for sloppy seconds!

Face Leech by PASSO3058 July 25, 2010

facetech 

Facetech is a primitive method to communicate without SMS, VoIP, email or IM, in other words, just using verbal/sign face-to-face language. This method of communication is sometimes avoided as there's no logging of conversation so nothing to go back to on Monday morning when everything has been forgotten.

John: Bob isn't answering his email, I've tried texting and skype but he's not replying
Alice: He's over there at his desk, use facetech

facetech by eneville August 27, 2010

Feeleech 

A person who leeches of another person’s emotional state for their own personal gain.

Millionaire #234 : I have been feeling extremely pressured lately.
Feeleech: It’s okay, I’m here for you. (Wants social status.)

Feeleech by nuclear death February 15, 2022

facheechingberg 

Street talk for weed in eastern ontario, mostly used by franco-ontariens.

Dude lets go to the garage and smoke some of this Mexican facheechingberg!

facheechingberg by Lester B Pearson June 20, 2006

Face leech 

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.

Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!

Face leech by bespectacled May 6, 2022

facelunch 

Similar to facepalm, or headdesk, facelunch is when someone puts their head into their food in frustration or disappointment.

Alice: "I wanna marry Edward Cullen and have his babies!"
Bob: *facelunch*

facelunch by Strewth January 25, 2010