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Facebook War 

The partaking or observing a heated cyber argument on someone's facebook wall. Usually results in one of the parties involved getting their ass beat at a party by the other people involved.
Katelynne shouldnt have started shit over facebook, thats why she got her ass beat by Krista. Thats a FaceBook War.
Facebook War by T_G_Nukkah January 25, 2010
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Facebook War 

What couples can get into with post over the bulletin board on Facebook.
Look at Sallys Facebook post. She must be in a Facebook war with Jim.
Facebook War by Baker_balls December 6, 2010

facebook war 

the act of posting fabulous pictures of yourself and others to make your nemesis jealous and think you are living an absolutely taggable life
"did you see her new pictures!? i cant belive shes hanging out wiht them!"

"ya- Now its an all out facebook war!"
facebook war by Bannie August 16, 2008

Facebook War 

When Facebook friends share humorous, insulting, and distasteful post on one another’s Facebook wall, resulting in the more intelligent as the victor.
Tom’s post was brilliant! Clearly, Kim should have known better than to have started a Facebook War with him.
Facebook War by MeKillaKeeNe March 18, 2015

Facebook Video War 

An epic bloody battle where there are no rules. This is where you BRING IT with your crew. One on one is a fight this is WAR. This is the world of trash talkers. So, if you don't got game you don't belong here. Everyone is welcome excepts noobs who don't have what it takes.

What to bring for this battle:
-facebook account
-webcam
-your game
-your crew

SO BRING IT!!

~PakinRhymes
-1 new notification
-______ has recorded a new video on your wall
-O no he/she didn't!!
-SNAP SNAP SNAP (Z formation)
-whip out your webcam and start SPITTIN' FIRE

This is a Facebook Video War
Facebook Video War by PakinRhymes January 25, 2009

facebook chat smiley war 

when you and a friend on facebook are facebook chatting and you keep sending more and better smileys to each other trying to outdo each other. popular with younger fb members.
1: :P
2: :)
1: :D
2: 8|
1: 8)
2: how do we get sucked into these facebook chat smiley wars?

facebook warrior 

a person who threatens or talks shit to people over facebook, but doesn't do anything when confronted in person.
Guy 1: This guy messaged me the other day saying he's gunna kick my ass, but when i tried to walk up to him today he ran away.

Guy 2: Wow.What a facebook warrior.
facebook warrior by d-wrecktion January 19, 2011
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