The new fad social-site where one can post photos to show they've a social life, add people they barely know to bulk up their ''friends list'' & post pointless statuses.

...Basically another Bebo/Myspace that is doomed from the start
Guy1 status: ''had the nicest steak for dinner today''
Friends comment: ''yeah? cool was it nice''
Guy1: ''unbelievable, hey did you get those photos up from last night that we specifically took for facebook, man our weekend ruled...HEY EVERYBODY OUR WEEKEND WAS UNBELIEVABLE''
by abba123 September 30, 2010
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A means of communication through comments and status updates between people who have no actual desire to establish meaningful relationships with the individuals on their "friends" list in real life.
Status: Who wants to do something tonight?!

Comment: Fuck yeah let's get shittered and barf all over eachother! Oh wait, I just remembered I have to install my new toilet tonight. Sorry dude! Wanna facebook instead?
by RoyalA November 27, 2010
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A place where people talk to friends and play virtual games. A total place to waste your life.

250th definition!
May 5, 2007: *on FaceBook*

April 21, 2012: *still on FaceBook*

School: *sneaking on FaceBook on my smartphone*
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verb. When dour doing a chick from behind, and you bend her over, and hit her in the face with a book. Thus the Facebook!
Guy 1: Dude, I totally Facebooked a chick last night
Guy 2: Bro, that's super chill
Guy 1: Yeah, but then he bled all over the sheets
by the dude5264247 March 02, 2011
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1.facebook is an addictive website for young teens to mind fuck each other through drama and screwing people over and/or a website for nerds to play stupid games

2. facebook is a website to get to know people you dont know and learn to hate people but it is fun to go on it is addictive though
1.hay man i met jennet on facebook and she is a drama

2. dude i cant stay off of facebook book its to addicting!!
by Emma55 June 20, 2011
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Something that caused me to use the computer less often ever since my mother discovered it.
Mom: Hey can I check my email on Facebook?

Me: Again??????

Mom: It will only be a minute. I'll hand it right back.

Me: -Sigh- Fine, but I need it back because I need to do some homework on the computer.

-1 Hour Later-

Me: When you getting off?? I need to do my homework!

Mom: I'll be off in a minute.

Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dancing with Fire September 10, 2011
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