1: Hey Betty! Guess who I was Facebook fucking yesterday?
2: idk! Was it Evan?
1: omg! Yeah!
2: oh boo, you whore.
2: idk! Was it Evan?
1: omg! Yeah!
2: oh boo, you whore.
by Sassafras.Honeybadger January 5, 2012
The situation an individual finds themself in as the result of something posted on facebook. Results can be so extreme that said individual would often rather be dead than deal with the consequences.
Mike: The idiot Jim posted a pic of me half naked bonging a beer at his party last Saturday.
Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?
Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.
Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?
Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.
by jinxychill August 30, 2010
The act of "liking" a large quantity of posts on a person's Facebook wall, simply so they will receive a massive number of notifications.
Girl-"Did you just Facebook fuck Brittany? I got a bunch of notifications that you liked some posts I made on her wall"
Boy-"Hell yeah I did! She's gonna have the max 99 notifications!"
Boy-"Hell yeah I did! She's gonna have the max 99 notifications!"
by Caitbg January 17, 2010
a facebook fucking is when a person on facebook stares at your "profile picture" 24 hours a day while french kissing their monitor. If the monitor reciprcates It will even lead sex with the computer monitor.
FB snuggler: I had some facebook fucking last night with Michael Chang.
FB Fag: Really, I thought you hated him.
FB snuggler: I do but I can't resist kissing and fucking my monitor when ever his profile picture is on my screen. I do it with my Iphone too.
FB Fag: Your having unprotected sex with a monitor and i phone? what hole do you stick it on?
FB snuggler: well for the iphone I insert my dong into the earphone jack and for my monitor I do it anally.
FB Fag: Damn You're a fag Ahmad Kado
FB Fag: Really, I thought you hated him.
FB snuggler: I do but I can't resist kissing and fucking my monitor when ever his profile picture is on my screen. I do it with my Iphone too.
FB Fag: Your having unprotected sex with a monitor and i phone? what hole do you stick it on?
FB snuggler: well for the iphone I insert my dong into the earphone jack and for my monitor I do it anally.
FB Fag: Damn You're a fag Ahmad Kado
by TacoBurglar January 12, 2010
the act of pretending to be friendly with someone who is kissing your ass so that they can legitimately add you to facebook the next day. this individual is usually a strange asian girl from the 2nd floor of ww, who may have been using drugs in 301's bathroom, and definitley was giving away too many hugs, and also definitely showed up at 2.30 am drank peach schnapps, ate some cake and left.
by TRN 305 April 13, 2008
Facebook Face-Fuck: When you leave your facebook signed on at a freinds house and he/she shits around with your status and such
Parez Hilton left his Facebook on at Vin Diesels crib and so Vin Diesel gave Parez a good ole'fashion facebook Face-Fuck
by Levi16701 August 1, 2009
Fuck facebook means fuck facebook fuck trying to communicate threw a computer screen lets see eachother in the real world facebook is ruining communication skills and relationships there is no mystery with facebook there is no privacy fuck 2faced lifestyles and love i am proud to not have a facebook fuck facebook. I beloeve that if youre meant to meet and be friends with someone fate will bring you together
"Oh my gosher kevin costner , he liked my facebook status..." "fuck facebook" reading books is where itS at as well as communicating face to face getting to know people for who they are in the flesh and also sincere happy birthdays and convo it is making people believe facebook is who they are facebook is fucked up fuck facebook save your mind snap back to reality baby its beautiful
"Oh my gosher kevin costner , he liked my facebook status..." "fuck facebook" reading books is where itS at as well as communicating face to face getting to know people for who they are in the flesh and also sincere happy birthdays and convo it is making people believe facebook is who they are facebook is fucked up fuck facebook save your mind snap back to reality baby its beautiful
Do you have a facebook you should add me..
Fuck facebook quote unquote id love to grab a bite and hear more of your actual laugh forsure tho
Fuck facebook quote unquote id love to grab a bite and hear more of your actual laugh forsure tho
by freespiritfreemind September 16, 2013