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Face Head 

southern california rhyming slang
face head -> dread
She's such a face head today.
translates: She's such a dread today.
Face Head by hellatightinsocal September 12, 2009

Face Head 

A person who hogs the camera and contorts themselves into all kinds of positions just to be the center of the camera's attention through an entire video shooting, even at the expense of others in the film by the face-head trying to shut them out and take all of the attention on himself. A face-head can also be any celebrity that feels the need to express their unsolicited opinion on every matter under the sun without anybody ever asking for it. A face-head just feels the need to weigh in their opinion on every matter because they think that their celebrity status actually makes their opinions important when nobody really gives a damn. A face-head can also be synonymous with an attention whore.
"Have you ever seen the music video for the song 'I Alone' by the band called Live? That lead singer dude is a flaming royal face head! He doesn't want the camera to focus anywhere off of his melon for a split second. He's got the other band members fighting his gourd for any attention at all! Yeah. I alone have that hairdo anyway."
Face Head by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023

face-head 

someone who is addicted to using facebook...they spend countless hours on it, to the point of not actually having any relationships with people face to face
guy: so what did you do all day?
girl: i was updating my friends and activities on facebook
guy: you are such a face-head
face-head by pol cidertanis June 4, 2007

Poopoo peepee butthole face head 

A person who is a poopoo peepee butthole face head
WTF! UR A Poopoo peepee butthole face head!

Poopoo peepee butthole face head 

Big ol joe
“Poopoo peepee butthole face head”
“What”

head face 

Often used to describe the degree to which a person is or is not attractive while performing fellatio. Most likely originates from the observation that some women are not quite as cute when they are giving head.
"Man, your girlfriend is stunning."
"Isn't she? Just between you and me though... lousy head face."
head face by stevenmoreso April 24, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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