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Farmer Face 

When a (white) man has a face that looks like a farmer's, or that one of his previous ancestors could have been a farmer, very plain faced, with smaller eyes, a strong triangle at the eyebrows when wincing, and usually a shaved head, receding hairline, or buzzed head.

If you put a pair of overalls and/or a farmer hat and/or in front of a tractor, they would look the part.

Corey Taylor of Slipknot/Stone Sour, James Hetfield of Metallica, and Farron Cousins of The Ring of Fire are excellent examples of Farmer Face
Girl: Corey Taylor is soo hot! What do you think, babe?
Guy: Uh, he totally has farmer face. Throw him in some overalls posing in front of a tractor and he'd pass.
Girl: God dammit, you're right. You ruined him for me 🙄
Guy: 🤷🏻 ♀️
Farmer Face by 2Rs2Ns June 7, 2019

Face-farter 

1.) A person who farts in a face repeatedly (at least 2 times or more) in one moment.
2.) A person who loves face farts.
3.) A person who sharted one to many time.
1.) I met a face-farter when the face-farter farted in my face at least 4 times.
2.) I am personally a face-farter, I love smelling face farts.
3.) I became a face-farter by sharting to many times.
Face-farter by Fracer November 30, 2016

Ohio facewarmer belt

When a soldier uses an ennemy's bowels as a belt or suspenders and, during an assault on an objective, empties the said bowels on a unsuspecting ennemy reluctant to surrender but unarmed.
Sarge, did you see how I did the ohio facewarmer belt on this ennemy with my bowel belt during consolidation?
Ohio facewarmer belt by 0la0la April 22, 2023