face cat

A human who has a face like a cat

Alex Allen is a face cat

face cat by Sly Alex February 19, 2009

square face cat 

A person that has a square face when they cry. there cry sounds like a cat as in (square face cat)

(Cecil)- “holy fok lena your right big ”
(Lena)- “no I’m not stop saying that”

(Cecil)- “you’re big as fuck”

(Lena) - cries and sounds like a cat and makes a funny face when she cries (square face cat).

square face cat by Bumblebeetuna April 14, 2024

gay cat face 

An extreme version of 'gay face' in which the person's face shares some similar features to that of cat. For example, gay cat face is associated with very pronounced cheek bones and an upturned nose.

"That guy is totally hot, except that not only does he have gay face, he kind of has gay cat face."

gay cat face by cjh May 5, 2013

cat face 

Cat face has a big cat face, with the body of a cat, and the face of a cat, and he flies through the air because he's got a cat face.

Basically one giant head and a little body, cat face is a minimally anthropomorphic cat which can talk in a French accent but thinks that moths are legal tender and that rubbing something with his face makes it his. Gives sage advice to those that need it. Also tends to be a bit long-winded.

*looking for something to eat*
Cat face: There is no ash flavored with fish in here. There is no poopy wood products favored with beef. What is this? This is no good for me. I must go to the shops, yes.

Cat face: See? I'm rubbing you. There you go. You safe in here. You belong to me.
Old lady: This is a lovely room dearie, but I need to go get my pension.

How about those ash treats shaped like a fish, so you are under the illusion you are eating a fish, but you are not. You are eating the ash.
Store clerk: Not today, no.
Cat face: But ash is very important in my diet! And to my people too! What are you, some sort of catist? That's right, yes, I said it.
Store clerk: We've got real meat treats you kn...
Cat face: You are very funny. You talk, but all I hear is silliness.

Cat face: Cleaning products should be bought from a store, kids, not for the silly prices on your doorstep. 4.99 for scrubbing gloves? What are they made of, huh, diamonds? You should hope not, because that would be scratchy, like my claw.

cat face by Kevin March 6, 2009

Cat Face 

When you move your head to the side, to a 45 degree angle, with a surprise expression on your face.

It is time for cat face!

"I cant believe you put ketchup on your roast, cat face"

"Dude, did you hear that he got busted for trying to smuggle a ton of grade A canadian reefer, no way, cat face"

Cat Face by Arrow Greg June 27, 2014

cat-face 

After someone gets drunk and passes out, then somebody else uses a permanent marker to write all over his/her face...whiskers and all and a good profane slogan or two!

My friend passed out on a train in Eastern Europe and I gave a couple of gypsies a Sharpie to write on his face. Five hours after he woke up, he realized he had been cat-faced.

cat-face by Dudon A1A April 15, 2007

cat face 

A funny face (usually made by a cat) when something smells or seems unpleasant, such as wrinkling the nose.

Yoshi had garlic on his breath, so when he tried to kiss Kaori, she made a cat face.

cat face by Mitsuneko November 21, 2007