fabnicorn 

a fabulous but crazy unicorn

im a cute fabnicorn

fabnicorn by watevah January 24, 2015

fornicornucopia 

A term that suggests that instead of sharing an abundant variety of fruits, a group should participate in sharing many sexual partners in an all out pile fuck.

It is typically used as a classy term when in public when it is unacceptable to refer to an orgy or a 'pile fuck'.

Chris: "Hey gang wanna have a pile fuck later!?"

Alex: "Dude we're at a restaurant, there's a kid right there! Be a little more discrete you barbaric animal."

Chris: "Oh I apologize my good sir. Hey you guys want to partake in a fornicornucopia later?"

fornicornucopia by prey1337 January 6, 2012

Fagicorn 

A medium-sized horse with a dildo strapped to its forehead.

I rode the Fagicorn all the way to grandma's house.

Fagicorn by A Random Canadian January 6, 2011

fapricorn 

A fictitious astrological sign used to describe any of the following personality types:

An internet user that is primarily interested in seeking out pornography.

Someone who masturbates excessively.

Of all my instagram followers, harryballs69 is the biggest fapricorn.

fapricorn by Noah Is Cool December 2, 2014

funicorn

An extremely good looking person that is also extremely fun. True funicorns are extremely rare but if you do happen to spot one, it is a magical experience.

That bar was whack, we were there all night and not a single funicorn was spotted.

funicorn by Nenamach April 21, 2017

Failicorn 

somebody who fails so epically he becomes a mythical creature the so called failicorn.

Tommy: hey I tried to hook up with Tracy but she blew me off so bad, i almost cried.

Timmy: WHAT? you mean the one from the gasoline station that gigantic mech-warrior that inhales 5 pizzas a day?

Jimm: you're such a failicorn...

Failicorn by Sepulverture June 15, 2009

fabriconundrum 

Cross between Fabricated and Conundrum. Something spoken used in conversation, or a type of situation that was fabricated by a person with the intent to confuse. Usually used as a response from a guilty party. Other times can be used to place a conversation (where a person can confuse) in order to receive information they wouldn't otherwise.

1. Fabriconundrum used as an excuse: I wasn't able to pick you up because my baby's daddy's cousin's neighbor had something wrong with his computer and he's writing a book and I was the only person who knew how to fix it because it used to be my computer.

2. Fabriconundrum used to place blame on another person where they were to guilty to want the other person to actually get in trouble: It wasn't me who spillled the coffee...it was her, but she didn't realize she had spilled it, and I didn't tell her she spilled it, and I forgot to tell you she spilled it. (coffee stain was noticed 2 days after the fact.)

fabriconundrum by Eweeeece December 4, 2010