fabriconundrum 

Cross between Fabricated and Conundrum. Something spoken used in conversation, or a type of situation that was fabricated by a person with the intent to confuse. Usually used as a response from a guilty party. Other times can be used to place a conversation (where a person can confuse) in order to receive information they wouldn't otherwise.

1. Fabriconundrum used as an excuse: I wasn't able to pick you up because my baby's daddy's cousin's neighbor had something wrong with his computer and he's writing a book and I was the only person who knew how to fix it because it used to be my computer.

2. Fabriconundrum used to place blame on another person where they were to guilty to want the other person to actually get in trouble: It wasn't me who spillled the coffee...it was her, but she didn't realize she had spilled it, and I didn't tell her she spilled it, and I forgot to tell you she spilled it. (coffee stain was noticed 2 days after the fact.)

fabriconundrum by Eweeeece December 4, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016