The surprised look on someone when they slowly and gently lower themselves into large cylindrical items
Bob: “Why are you walking funny Barbara?”

Barbara: “I had a long weekend of doing

round eyed ricky's with friends

Bob: “oh”
by TNA Drinks March 9, 2020
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A Genshin Impact Phenomenon where most of the human race get the electro archon, Raiden Shogun (also known as Ei), after a few hours of her banner release
M1: Happy International Ei Day
G1: Guess who got Raiden. I did!
M2: You got her as well? I did too
G2: No way, I just got Ei now
by I.em_Ananimoos111 September 1, 2021
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(Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.
(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).

William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.
by TheShiningRod April 6, 2014
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The look attained when squeezing tight the male scrotum in the bath so the balls look like flies eyes above the penis, which resembles the nose of the muppet named Gonzo
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When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

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I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.
by SeaBass4 April 13, 2016
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